The Internet

Today I am bitter because of the internet. My heart fluttered and my stomach squirmed as I watched the love of my life pop up in the corner of my facebook account to chat with me. After a mere 20 seconds of conversation, my internet did not allow me to reply, and 5 minutes later when I finally got it all straightened out, he had left me. Is Satan trying to keep us apart because he knows how glorious it would be if we were together?? I blame Satan. and the internet. Lame.