Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Dream Crusher

"You're too short to teach high school. You'll look like one of the students." Way to crush my dreams. Truth.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Welcome Home

Yesterday morning I woke up with scratches on my face. A welcome home present from my cat? Apparently. Truth.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Cooped up in the Cold

The entirety of my life has been spent in a bitterly cold house due to the fact that my parents are fantastically frugal when it comes to paying the heating bill. I have dealt with living in this cold dwelling and have grown accustomed to merely putting on another layer of socks and a sweatshirt. However, recently I have been living with five other people who enjoy a heart-warming home. I complained but, in truth, I have come to appreciate a toasty abode. For the holiday break I have returned to my parent's home to rediscover the conservative nature of my parents, especially when it comes to turning up the heat in our house. I'm lodging in an icebox. Truth.

Just Friends

Oh, the bitterness that encompasses my life. Yesterday I was riding to the airport with the man I liked and his roommate. The roommate was in need of female counsel and I was glad to offer my personal advice so we had a lengthy discussion about the workings of the female mind. During the course of the conversation, the man I liked and his roommate remarked on their plans to both get girlfriends in the upcoming semester. I wished them luck in their endeavors while my heart sank into a deep pit, knowing that I was not in his plans. It full-force hit me that we were to forever be just friends; I have to accept this now. It's slow in coming but hopefully soon, being friends will be enough for my soul's happiness. But until then, pooper scoopers. Truth.

Friday, December 18, 2009

MLIA

Bitterness filled my soul yesterday. I was looking for a few laughs so I flitted my way over to mylifeisaverage.com, a site that once filled my eyes with tears and put me in a chuckling frenzy. I was displeased to find the site so commonplace with lame stories. Where can I turn for snickers and snorts now? MLIA. Truth.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Fruit

Yesterday the fruit was bitter. Patience turned it delicious. Today the fruit was ripe. Then it rotted.
I cannot be bitter because I witnessed how one family will never be the same because of the service and goodness of others. Then I got a 53% on a final exam. "By their fruits, ye shall know them"...Spoiled.
But I cannot forget the events of today. And as a women who was losing all hope was handed ten thousand dollars in cash, I am sure hope has not abandoned me. Regrowth. Truth.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Internet

Today I am bitter because of the internet. My heart fluttered and my stomach squirmed as I watched the love of my life pop up in the corner of my facebook account to chat with me. After a mere 20 seconds of conversation, my internet did not allow me to reply, and 5 minutes later when I finally got it all straightened out, he had left me. Is Satan trying to keep us apart because he knows how glorious it would be if we were together?? I blame Satan. and the internet. Lame.